one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
we’re obviously not going to die if the jonas brothers have been to the year 3000
busted went there first
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*have some stardust and fly:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
jk it’d kill you because stars are made of hot gas
*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ*:✧*:･ﾟ✧die motherfucker*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧
Tumblr giveaway. Must be following me. Everyone is winner. Everyone gets to follow me. My posts are prizes. Enjoy blog friends.
Can we all just post this picture forever?
Reblogging This Forever
QUICK QUESTION WHY THE FUCK AM I THE LOG IN SCREEN?
Thanks guys. 33 notes later and I still don’t know why the fuck I’m the log-in screen.
what do you call a hooker that you pay with spaghetti?
a pastatute
how many people unfollowed you because of this
20
remember when the world ended last year
are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours
